Your Mission, Mike, Should You Decide to Accept It..........go for a Pulitzer Prize!!

Hey Mike, I know that we’ve had our differences in the past, but we need to put them aside for now. This story is truly bigger than both of us: It’s a potential Pulitzer Prize for you and the Community Alliance:

We’ve heard from those we consider to be reliable sources that some dumb ass (or dumb asses) are putting the word out here in town that we are REAL CIA agents, sent to infiltrate local activist organizations. This is a pure winner for you!! You really need to jump into it with both feet, and I’ll tell you why:

First, going back to the National Security Act of 1947, the CIA has largely been prohibited from engaging in domestic activities. If we really ARE CIA spies, you need to get into it and PROVE it. That could shake the nation’s intelligence community to it’s roots! Forget selling drugs in Oakland and the Mina, Arkansas airport, this is 2010 and you’ve got a story right here in your own back yard: ILLEGAL intelligence activity here in Fresno!!!

On the other hand, if we aren’t CIA operatives, you need to ferret out the source of this disinformation and expose these subversives for what they are: people who, for whatever reason, want to create animus, discord, distrust and division within the area’s activist community to keep it small and ineffectual. Who are these evil doers and what sinister force, organization or personality flaw drives them to such extremes? Inquiring minds want to know!!

See what I mean? This is pure win/win for an objective reporter. Go for it!! Don’t let a potential Pulitzer Prize turn into a pullet surprise!!

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